I survived the 12 hour flight. I also wrote a long blog on that flight, but I am ashamedly too tired to type it all out. It’s only 9:50 PM here, but we’ve been up and at it since 5:30 and no not wansheng. Facebook, twitter, and tumblr are a few sites that I am banned from for the next 8 months, though myspace is not. Which has got me thinking that China has lost a few “cool points.” I mean really, Myspace? That was like way before we became super mature and got addicted to facebook. SO MUCH COOLER, AM I RIGHT? Get with the times, China. Just kidding. Don’t censor/block wordpress too, please. I don’t know how much more narcissistic I can get with creating a separate blog for China (because really, who cares), so I guess I’ll just stream from here and give your inboxes a break. If you haven’t received my “newsletters” you’re not missing out on much. I’ve sent two in the last two days and the latest e-mail subject was “Hey” and the content of the e-mail said, “Still alive.” I like to stick to the essentials. If you are the few who actually care about what’s going on with me on this side of the planet, you’ll find them right here. I think. Yeah. Here. Oh, you came by to hear something interesting about what I’ve seen in China? I’ll end it it with one thing, since this has not been overly useful or relevant to you. I went to the bathroom today and the first restaurant had it’s entire toilet seat missing. I mean the bowel was there, but someone apparently really wanted the seat and took it. The second bathroom I went to was just a hole with a drain in the ground. The other bathrooms have been fairly nice, with sufficient amount of toilet paper and seat covers. Our hotel bathroom is nice and the button is a circle with a crescent shape inside of it. The little sliver is for your pee and the bigger moon is for your other business. It’s fun. Bathrooms are not fun. This was not interesting. I’m still alive, amazingly and God is good. I also can’t promise you that my real blog post will be any better than this one. Love.
